"Oh please, don't fist me!" -- someone in response to someone getting ready to punch (the bad guy was evidently named "Fist")
"Faster than a speeding cinderblock! Able to leap small pencils in six bounds!" -- one of the random guys on the superhero brick type
"His favorite weapon is a ping pong ball gun." "Yeah, but it's got some scary effects."
"He has psychological limitation: not the brightest crayon in the box." -- dustraven, GM
"How many men do you know who have a four foot chain attached to their spiked balls?" (about a character named Morningstar, after his favorite weapon)