A special announcement from "Bradley" Fitzpatrick
I still have yet to prepare a world-class prank for my best friend Darkside. The date has a long tradition, but I'm not sure how to celebrate it this year. It feels wrong to let it pass unnoticed, but wrong to play a substandard or poorly-thought-out prank on someone so crucial in my life.
Eh, maybe I'll just send a surprise text message.