Excuse Form for Star Wars absences
Howl's Moving Castle opens June 10th in the US. Since Diana Wynne Jones is one of my buy-on-sight authors, I am understandably stoked.
These people actually left a message on my machine. Alas that I wasn't there to have a Few Words at them.
J.K. Rowling's Gay Agenda (humor, typecasting the HP characters to gay stereotypes)
"The Letter of the Law" Adult!Harry/Adult!Snape, a lovely fic response to the Australian kerfuffle
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy comes out on the 29th. Darkside expressed no interest in going, so I shall see what Figment says (probably yes).