So Figment's got to be doing better, because I guess it's his turn to have the sanity.
His car is under repair. His hot water just got fixed. He has a shiny new bike lock for his bike, and he'll be having fun biking around town at insane hours like when he gets off work until the car is operational again.
Did I mention that the man is cleaning house? This is the man who's got my native organizational skills, people. I don't have too many of those. Most of mine are imported, and/or deal with Other People's Stuff. I'm impressed. I should, like, make cookies or something. Except that would mean finding a cookie sheet and using The Oven of Doom. So, no cookies. Maybe jello