http://www.chemsoc.org/exemplarchem/entries/mbellringer/ -- hot stuff. Chilies. Science. Yay.
http://www.firegirl.com/hotsaucecatalog/1184-02.html -- "Hazmat" hot sauce. Yowza! Warning: anything using "extract" for a hot sauce, beware the fuck out of.
http://www.exit109.com/%7emstevens/dallas_hot.html -- more chili humor. Ow.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/customers_suck/10721962.html?thread=123400618#t123400618 -- my thoughts on the whole animal vs. vegetable eat-things-that-won't-mind-it thing. Think of the poor lettuce!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/ursulav/338068.html -- via metaquotes, on the appropriateness of the dove as a symbol of peace, in the form of dove vs. polite rat.