Stressy College Chick presented me with a birthday present -- two sets of three pens! One's an expansion set for the pens I already had before -- these are pink, turquoise, and purple, where the ones I had before are black, red, green, and blue. The other one is big squishy-hold fine-tip pens in black, blue, and red. I was very happy and thanked her multiple times throughout the shift.
Cute Geek Super really needs to clean his language up around figment0. Cute Geek Super didn't understand what was so funny about the way I attempted to shut him down when he started getting onto the topic of the LDS church and porn websites, but from the expression on the Rules Lawyer Monitor's face, she got it.
Fortunately, figment0 has a sense of humor, and the sight of me going through the "Don't talk shit about Mormons in front of a Mormon, you jackass!" dance (without saying that, of course) was evidently hilarious.
I need sleep.