One guy talked to a fax machine. Not just read the script to the fax machine, but greeted it. "Hello, R2-D2!"
Another girl misread the intro to a survey. "I'd like to ask you a few random questions..."
I wound up taking comfort from figment0 on break, causing some snickering about hurt/comfort.
Now I'm off to Motley's, there to help dredge out until dark o'clock.