The front: Birthday Wishes from Gandalf!I would not trade my best friend for anything in the world. Except Gandalf's portrayed as kind of ... purple. I'll have to bring that up the next time we talk, and tell him that something about the card Just Isn't Right.
The inside: You actually got kind of excited, didn't you?!
(God, what a geek.)
[hand-scrawled: Happy Birthday [[Darkside Malfoy]] ]
The back: "Get a life!" [speech bubble from Gandalf]
... I've got to find something for next April 1st to top the Spotted Dick of '04.