Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Work Notes

"And how are you doing today, Lady Macbeth?"

"They were doing shots. Of absinthe. Death by stupidity."
"I don't drink, and I know what absinthe is."

Cute Poser-Geek Super: "Next time we have a party you can come. You're already invited."
Cute 19-year-old phone goon: "Great!"
CPGS: "... It's in my pants."

Fortunately for the Nerf-bat, the other supervisors did the LARTing for me.

Rev. Nice Super is claiming that squirrels have a special connection to Satan, and that I can confirm this through my own special connection with Satan. He was goofing around with The Pugilist (the phone goon who almost got in a fight with the Master of Misinformation) and this came up in conversation.

Evidently I smile too much to be affiliated with Satan. Rev. Nice Super claims this is deceptive. I can confirm the squirrel/Satan connection, at least. (I know this thing through my special connection with Alaska.)

"Azure. Can I make you happy with some paperclips?"
"Yes, but you can make that thing [the paperclip jar] even happier."
"You can make it happy." *hands over great whopping handful of paperclips*
"I think I'll make my desk drawer happy."

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