So I woke up from a nap with this in my head:

Pretty Magical Princess Trixiebelle skipped down the forest path. She was going to go visit her friend Tommy. Her mommy had told her to stay out of the woods, because a great Hairy Monster and his Grim Black Dog lived in there, but she didn't listen to them. So when the Grim Black Dog started chasing her, she got very scared and ran into a nearby gingerbread house. The dog followed her. She got brave and pushed the dog out a window. When the great Hairy Monster came and saw that his dog was dead, the Hairy Monster made such a ruckus. While the Hairy Monster yelled to himself (in capslock), Trixiebelle ran away and hid with Tommy. Soon, they would slay the Hairy Monster too.

Home, minus uterus

Originally posted by azz_on_dw at Home, minus uterus http://azurelunatic.dreamwidth.org/7618142.htmlGot the uterus (and tubes, and…
Enough

Got logged out on my phone. Could have done without the aggressive ad takeover that threw me to the app store. Twice. No chance to log in. Might…
You might have succeeded in changing me / I might have been turned around

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So I woke up from a nap with this in my head:

Home, minus uterus

Enough

You might have succeeded in changing me / I might have been turned around