The One-Armed Bandit

My assessment of casino slot machines is that while they can be interesting, and I can see the attraction that they might have ... I'm a child of the information age. I like my gratification instant and reliable.

I could seriously see myself sitting in a happy little corner of a lounge area in said casino with Bejeweled on a palmtop. But if they managed to combine Bejeweled and gambling, the results would be scary.