After that, things settled down some, but there was a lot of paperwork to be done. Payday weekend generally means more cracktastic joy; there was a lot less cracktastitude than I'd been planning on.
Security guard shoes. (Return of the Jelly Baby Joke.)
The actual security guard's cellphone, and how it actually resists being reached.
Lots of paperwork.
LOTS of paperwork.
Oh, and a 10-hour shift for Saturday to prepare for.