jesus_h_biscuit has things to say about the Salvation Army, and will be directing any contributions elsewhere.
ishmael02's 12 Letters of Christmas is still funny.
A Very Cool URL.com is not actually cool. It is, in fact, meta-cool, and a useful tool for dealing with idiots posting idiotic links in LJ communities, Slashdot, and the like. It's more polite than goatse, and completely work-safe, unless it's customized to not be.
Make-A-Flake is back. Requires Flash or summat like that.