Not in any way safe for work unless you're a porn store clerk or suchlike. http://www.meatspin.com Sound recommended. No pop-ups; one dialog box. Via elynne, who finds it just as hilarious as I do. Earworm warning; 80s song spoiled forever warning.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest trailer. Via sionainn.
My Morning: A Play in One Uncomfortable Act -- professor enters office and encounters rather more active human courtship than is recommended for an average morning.
tyrantmouth is pressed into service grading papers. Anne Shirley would have described these as "perfect howlers", and that's how I'd describe them too.