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Spoonerisms, bad

From dot_cattiness, via cawingcrow: "You're a shining wit, as Rev. Spooner would say."

You know, I think I could use this one at work, to describe the assorted inane locutions that issue forth from the One-Man Bald Nudity Crusade. Simply acquaint the rest of the supervisors with Rev. Spooner, and then refer to the fellow's complaints in the appropriately obfuscated fashion.
Gone away, gone ahead,
Echoes roll unanswered.
Empty, open, dusty, dead.
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?

Where have dragons gone together
Leaving weyrs to wind and weather,
Setting herdbeasts free of tether;
Gone, our safeguards, gone, but whither?

Have they flown to some new weyr
Where cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh why the empty weyr?

-- "The Question Song", Anne McCaffrey
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