Everything's driiiiipping with symbolism.
S-words. Shaft. STroked. Slit. Slightly.
His shaft exploded. Um. That's one way to do it! Exploding cock of doom! Cock-a-doodle-boom!!
a soft-skinned clustered fruit that only grew in certain areas.
There were no twigs!
(drip, drip, drip)
"Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuut."
"Doooooooooooooooooooonuts."
"Gives a whole new meaning to Krispy Kreme, doesn't it."
"American Pie style?"