From: Lunatic, Azure
Sent: Thursday, March 02, 2006 8:48 PM
To: Geek, Plaid
Subject: Follow-up on damaged Field PC
I understand that you found some unusual items inside a damaged PC from field, presumably damaged by interviewers.
There has been a certain amount of unofficial speculation as to the make, model, and condition of the unexpected materials you found in the damaged PC’s BVD drive. I would be most grateful if you could enlighten us.
Thanks,
Azure Lunatic
"Supervisor" (glorified phone goon)
Underworld, Ltd. (a division of Hell, Inc.)
602.XXX.XXXX
a.lunatic@-----------.org
(alternate address: azz.lunatic@----------.com )
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From: Geek, Plaid
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2006 7:50 AM
To: Lunatic, Azure
Subject: RE: Follow-up on damaged Field PC
I’m unsure what PC you are specifically speaking of. I find garbage stuffed into those computers all the time.
Plaid Geek
Helpdesk
Hell, Inc.
(602) XXX-XXXX
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From: Lunatic, Azure
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2006 1:37 PM
To: Geek, Plaid
Subject: RE: Follow-up on damaged Field PC
There was a rumor going around the bullpen that you’d found underwear inside a PC where the CD drive would have been if it had had one. I take it that this is just an urban legend, then?
-- Azz
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From: Geek, Plaid
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2006 1:38 PM
To: Lunatic, Azure
Subject: RE: Follow-up on damaged Field PC
Oh, that underwear. Yeah. I’m wearing them today.
Plaid Geek
Helpdesk
Hell, Inc.
(602) XXX-XXXX