Mixed-race couple has adorable non-identical twins, with genetic/biological odds of a million to one on the outcome... (Stressy College Chick will get a kick out of this one when I show it to her) http://bigbang.expecto-patronum.net/sleeper.html -- fic. (via cmwinters.) http://marginaliana.livejournal.com/345417.html -- Snape, horcrux, muppet. Ph34r. (via cmwinters.) Recommended. Crackfic. http://community.livejournal.com/skycaptainslash/60198.html -- novel-length. (via ataniell93 and/or friends.) http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php -- stunning translation. Like a babelfish over the head, like being smacked with a trout. Restaurant menu. Oy. (via dduane.)