I blasted out everyone's eyes today. I have a Hawaiian-print shirt. It's got a black background with yellow and pink flowers. It's very cheerful. Rev. Not-So-Nice Super was appalled. Wait until
("The Frog Skirt" was a turquoise-blue skirt with a pattern of little toxic rainforest frogs. Very bright. Mama thought it would be hideous. It was actually gorgeous through sheer audacity.)
...Did the Barking Mad Professional just call Rev. Not-So-Nice Super "Charlie Brown"?! I think she did!!