The ordering of the company shirts for the staff photo today did not take into account anything like the actual sizing of the staff. I'm sure that tiny staff got huge shirts. Large staff ... well, this shirt I am wearing right now is a size large. It technically fits onto my body and covers all necessary parts.
I just look like a (very) plump Hooters girl.
There is obnoxiously brilliant green glitter in my hair. I'm not going down without a fight.
(I have to take the sweater off for the photo. After the photo, the sweater goes back on, I disappear in the bathroom, and then the damned company shirt comes OFF.)