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April Showers

news: Happy April Fool's Day! ♥ to our pirates!
  • OMGZ userpic tool for all you n00bs who don't have PhotoShop, don't know your way around Paint, and aren't rockin' the GIMP.
  • We listen! We care! We tried to use Memories too and were just as pissed as you! Yay fixed memories (we hope)!!
  • New: We mail you stuff! Like, news and new features & shit. And maybe even when someone adds you, but don't quote us, 'kay?
  • Oh, and design contest for layouts! With super prizes!
  • 10 millionth LJ account EVAR soon to be signing up!
  • Navigation strip turn on! View all friendspage! For great justice!

Pic-Happy Users: OMG! Just what I needed to crop & shrink pics for LJ to fill up all my empty userpic slots! ♥ you so much!
Advanced Pic-Happy Users: Somebody's easily amused.
Pic-Happy Users: ... How come I get the Userpic Factory thing when I try to upload my perfectly legal icon? Huh?
Support Volunteers: ... because it's 41k or 102x102 pixels?
Pic-Happy Users: *facepalm* ...nevermind.
Pic-Happy Users: Hey! How come I'm getting an error?
Support Volunteers: Are you trying to load a .JPG, or something else?
Pic-Happy Users: You mean it only takes .JPGs? Damn.

Grammar Bitch User #1: 'EVAR'?

System Style Users: Whee, navbar! Navbar is love!
Custom Style Users: ... What navbar?
Fragile Style Users: Navbar broke my style!
Paranoid Users: Navbar's shaped just like a banner ad. Kind of suspicious, huh? Huh?
Style Whores: Yay Navbar! ...Can I get it in blinkie pink to match my journal, plzkthx?
Hardcore Style Whores: $4,000 for making a style? I'm in!
Filter Whores: Wow, communities separated? So cool. I could have used this a long time ago.
Support Volunteers: Um, that filtering feature? Been around like forever.
Filter Whores: ...Oh. Really? Wow. *blush*

Grammar Bitch User #2: 'EVAR'?!

Feature Whore Users: Santa, want to see my list?
brad: Lemme see. Oh, that one? Coding it as we speak.
Feature Whore Users: YAAAAY!
Different Feature Whore Users: Does that mean editing comments too?
frank: I eat comments. And pants. Does that count?
Cynical Users: Like you should trust the average LJ user with a comment s/he can edit. Hello, flamewar.
Old-School Feature Diehards: Birthday notifications? Hello? Hello? O? o? o? *echo fades off into emptiness*

Grammar Bitch User #3: 'EVAR'?!?

9,999,998 LJ Users: So much ♥!! So totally sorry we were ragging on y'all last time.
Cynical Users: Well, looks like you got a few things right ... this time.

Grammar Bitch User #4: 'EVAR'?!?!

Random User: 10,000,000? That's a lot of accounts.
User Who's Been Around Awhile: Yeah, but how many are active?
User Who's Been Around Longer: They should give old accounts special propz.
Early Adopters: Show some respec', foo.

Grammar Bitch User #5: 'EVAR'?!?!!

Slashdot User: First Comment!
LJ Popular Post Commenter: First Page!
Random User: OMG comments!
azurelunatic: GreaseMonkey LJ Thread Unfolder is love. And. 'EVAR'?!?!!?
Gone away, gone ahead,
Echoes roll unanswered.
Empty, open, dusty, dead.
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?

Where have dragons gone together
Leaving weyrs to wind and weather,
Setting herdbeasts free of tether;
Gone, our safeguards, gone, but whither?

Have they flown to some new weyr
Where cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh why the empty weyr?

-- "The Question Song", Anne McCaffrey
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