Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

*facepalm* (I need to share these with Darkside.)

So after India slammed into Eurasia, it suddenly developed rivers! Because it was incontinent.

The noted philosopher claimed that an alien tractor beam had wrested control of his car from him, causing the five-car pile-up. The police determined that it was in fact driver error due to distraction and not paying attention to traffic. Why? Occam's Razr.

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