I come in as Azz|drunkz0r. gameboyguy13 hello drunk azz! are you drunk off your azz? *is shot* [my co-writer] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ! [Azz|drunkz0r] hallo my pretties! [Azz|drunkz0r] I borrow the compeh rom fthe roommate! [Azz|drunkz0r] And her coaaster. [Azz|drunkz0r] I attempt to clear fridge of the allergens of the roomie. [Azz|drunkz0r] which means my strawberry kiwi soda and the stabweery booze. [Azz|drunkz0r] woah, that is a lot of not spelling much right. [Azz|drunkz0r] ad she has the foldy keyboard so it isten times worse the type [Azz|drunkz0r] she just has to avoid [Azz|drunkz0r] I make it easy! pauamma "Now to the banquet we press / Now for the eggs and the ham / Now for the mustard and cress / Now for the strawberry jam" [Azz|drunkz0r] She is allergic to the whoel latex famil. y. pauamma (to Azz|drunkz0r) Strawberry and latex trees are related? [Azz|drunkz0r] I am in no condition to do bain surgery. [Azz|drunkz0r] apparently. and kiwi. and ineapple. [Azz|drunkz0r] There is a list. pauamma (to Azz|drunkz0r) And you are when you're sober? I ask merely for information. * exor674 puts on strawberry gloves [Azz|drunkz0r] Laptopsurgery. [Azz|drunkz0r] I am so very geek. [Azz|drunkz0r] current special project at work is "make magic db" and he first thing I can think of is "that makesfor good date conersation material////1" [Azz|drunkz0r] blackadder too/1 [Azz|drunkz0r] um, pretend that is. ! * Azz|drunkz0r might be drunk * exor674 points at Azz's nick suffix exor674 I think so [Azz|drunkz0r] I dropped 2 florescent spiralvanityglobe bulbs. gameboyguy13 bulbs shatter, don't they? [Azz|drunkz0r] because I would foget to screw in then let go. [Azz|drunkz0r] on sink. [Azz|drunkz0r] I was sober at the time * Azz|drunkz0r feels the need to point this out. [my co-writer] blackadder good ;) * Azz|drunkz0r got hooked on blackadder by cool aunt gameboyguy13 what's blackadder? [Azz|drunkz0r] omg blackadder fun tv british happy morally ambiguous black humor! [Azz|drunkz0r] for thewn!!!!!!!!! [Azz|drunkz0r] antihero/!!!!! [my co-writer] morally ambiguous darkly sarcastic brits? You don't say. < _ < [Azz|drunkz0r] And snark! [Azz|drunkz0r] oah. out of booze in wieglass. brb [my co-writer] out of booze=bad, m'kay? [Azz|drunkz0r] refill. [Azz|drunkz0r] dangersoda all gone i n glass now [my co-writer] am i correct in assuming, Az, that between the downed lappy and your omgstupidcrazy schedule that you haven't had any time to devote to the hisssssstorical? [Azz|drunkz0r] yup. dammit. [Azz|drunkz0r] though roommie should be encouraged to like beat on me with spare cats if I do have time and am faffingabout doing houseowkr. [Azz|drunkz0r] omg roomie == asesowme and ficcer animepimp gameboyguy13 housework is important though. gameboyguy13 it shouldn't be neglected for too long gameboyguy13 or else the mice and stuff come [Azz|drunkz0r] mice bad. la cucharacha bad. gameboyguy13 si! [Azz|drunkz0r] phx has too much la cucharacha for me. gameboyguy13 possible to move? [Azz|drunkz0r] there was amusinginterlude with guy what fixes stuff wherehe tld me that beaastly beatle on ceiling was not to fear, was just lacucharacha [Azz|drunkz0r] there was no shrieking but definite decision that he deal with not me not on ceiling above bed nope. [Azz|drunkz0r] this was lke last year. [Azz|drunkz0r] i do not like la cucharacha. [my co-writer] ew [my co-writer] get a cat? [my co-writer] my cat plays with them, and beats them to death [my co-writer] won't eat 'em, but bashes 'em around a bit [my co-writer] till they get concussed and quit moving :P [my co-writer] then he gets bored [Azz|drunkz0r] toys! no abtteries needed. [my co-writer] oh my gods [Azz|drunkz0r] do not know here we would put a cat. [Azz|drunkz0r] yay brothers. [Azz|drunkz0r] if my bondmatehad brother who smelled thesame I would go so very isane and have a Very Bad Monogamy moment.