elessil and hippediva write Sparrow/Norrington, and write it well. Captain Savvy's Ten PotC Anti-Sue Commandments
The roomie has a lovely naked anime-boy on her desktop. Nice place to put pinups! I have sandalwood incense, and that makes life good too. I found the battery cover of the little Zen; it had fallen off in the cupholder. (I am defeated by battery covers.) I have attacked the dishes, and put the little random fruit cups in the drawer where they go. (At least fruit cups are a step up over chocolate, as chocolate is far too sugared without the actual fruit in there.)
I came home to a balloon monkey sitting cheerily on my keyboard. Silly redhead!
The keys that you don't give up for your Master.
dot_poly_snark makes metaquotes submit. I think I need to e-mail geekboy with the rocket car and nuclear USB hub. He appreciates the finer things in life, especially where the finer things are the sorts of geek-funny links that I have to pimp out to the friendslist. He still recalls the "Best picture ever, but should I see red-hot components through the smoking hole in the side of the monitor?" tech stupidity story with fondness.
dduane makes roast goose. The fun way. 
