Called Darkside. Vented about the workplace and the database project. Learned about the fascinating and mighty properties of ctrl+alt+arrow. Engaged in war: I mentioned that when Darkside was in a truly foul mood, I remained very quiet. He commented that if it were that bad, there'd be a lot of ducks about. I replied that I'd be a silly goose to play chicken with him when he was feeling grouchy. War commenced. At a few points, we elicited groans or active screeching from the redhead.
Darkside: "They do say the pun is mightier than the sword." Lunatic: "Aiiiiiiuuuuugh!" hcolleen:"If it's making you make those noises, I don't want to hear it!" Darkside: "But you're taking all the pun out of it!"