Shamble in and take a seat
Filking Circle, look around and greet
your neighbor, don't mind the smell
'cause it's a filk circle of zombies!
yes a filk circle of zombies!
Not bardic or chaos, but undead decay-us!
"I've seen all my best friends naked" -- new favorite song from circle for a lot of people
TSA, you're not my friend anymore
You searched my bags and broke my stuff
Re-ironing my clothes is such a bore
Time for me to start playing rough
Put an anatomically correct dildo in your luggage, girls
It scares the fuck out of the inspection team
You don't have to actually use it yourselves, girls
TSA falls for this transparent little scheme.
I need this sealed bottle of water
I bought it in the airport gift shop
The climate in there is 90 or hotter
When will your madness just stop?
Put an anatomically correct dildo in your luggage, girls
It scares the fuck out of the inspection team
You don't have to actually use it yourselves, girls
TSA falls for this transparent little scheme.
Glad to know that medicines can stay
As long as it's prescription, nicely tagged
Or essential non-prescription anyway
Saline contact solution and KY -- oy vay!
Put an anatomically correct dildo in your luggage, girls
It scares the fuck out of the inspection team
You don't have to actually use it yourselves, girls
TSA falls for this transparent little scheme.
What are you afraid of, my inflatable snake
Google is my songbook
http://stardustcounty.com/music-3.html
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/read.cgi?id=20050225&tid=1554770
