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Now I need a tune.

TSA complaints. Carry a sex toy in your luggage to keep TSA from getting too nosy!


Shamble in and take a seat
Filking Circle, look around and greet
your neighbor, don't mind the smell
'cause it's a filk circle of zombies!
yes a filk circle of zombies!
Not bardic or chaos, but undead decay-us!




"I've seen all my best friends naked" -- new favorite song from circle for a lot of people



TSA, you're not my friend anymore
You searched my bags and broke my stuff
Re-ironing my clothes is such a bore
Time for me to start playing rough

Put an anatomically correct dildo in your luggage, girls
It scares the fuck out of the inspection team
You don't have to actually use it yourselves, girls
TSA falls for this transparent little scheme.


I need this sealed bottle of water
I bought it in the airport gift shop
The climate in there is 90 or hotter
When will your madness just stop?

Put an anatomically correct dildo in your luggage, girls
It scares the fuck out of the inspection team
You don't have to actually use it yourselves, girls
TSA falls for this transparent little scheme.


Glad to know that medicines can stay
As long as it's prescription, nicely tagged
Or essential non-prescription anyway
Saline contact solution and KY -- oy vay!

Put an anatomically correct dildo in your luggage, girls
It scares the fuck out of the inspection team
You don't have to actually use it yourselves, girls
TSA falls for this transparent little scheme.




What are you afraid of, my inflatable snake




Google is my songbook
http://stardustcounty.com/music-3.html
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/read.cgi?id=20050225&tid=1554770
Gone away, gone ahead,
Echoes roll unanswered.
Empty, open, dusty, dead.
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?

Where have dragons gone together
Leaving weyrs to wind and weather,
Setting herdbeasts free of tether;
Gone, our safeguards, gone, but whither?

Have they flown to some new weyr
Where cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh why the empty weyr?

-- "The Question Song", Anne McCaffrey
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