...Yes. Our apartment has a number of sawed-off pool noodles, because they make life more interesting. Technically, one is the other half from my work cluebat, and the other three are foam Beater's bats for American Indoor Quidditch. (To be distinguished from Australian, where they use baseball bats.)
She has recently decreed that if I need to hand her the bat, I do not need to tell her the pun. This makes me pout.
I'm glad at least Darkside appreciates these things.