"You are the only one who has not experienced the explosion of flavor."
"Experience the explosion!"
"Explode, explode, explode!"

"Why are you singing the badger song?"

Sniiiiiifffff the stinky markers!

"My name is not Duo, and this is not a yaoi fanfic."

"I don't think that it's actually going to fall apart unless it's actually necessary."
"A troll smoothie!"
"Sell it to the neighbor kids for a dollar!"
"It depends on how you prepare the frog before you put it into the blender in the first place..."
"Deep fried Coca-Cola!"
Cucumber lumber. "I don't want to think about troll porn."

B&N now locks the bathroom. There's tape on the lock on the inside, but that did not prevent me from *pushing* it to leave it open. Subversive, who me?