"Experience the explosion!"
"Explode, explode, explode!"
"Why are you singing the badger song?"
Sniiiiiifffff the stinky markers!
"My name is not Duo, and this is not a yaoi fanfic."
"I don't think that it's actually going to fall apart unless it's actually necessary."
"A troll smoothie!"
"Sell it to the neighbor kids for a dollar!"
"It depends on how you prepare the frog before you put it into the blender in the first place..."
"Deep fried Coca-Cola!"
Cucumber lumber. "I don't want to think about troll porn."
B&N now locks the bathroom. There's tape on the lock on the inside, but that did not prevent me from *pushing* it to leave it open. Subversive, who me?