[00:21] $DUDE|out ($DUDE@u.edu) is now known as $DUDE|drunk
[00:21] $DUDE|drunk waves at the channel
[00:23] $DUDE|drunk: eee jennifer, your hello kitty userpic is cute :3
[00:23] Azz: hi $DUDE. What are you drunk on?
[00:23] $DUDE|drunk: margaritas except with rum instead
[00:24] $DUDE|drunk: i don't know how many i've had. 3? 4? something like that
[00:24] $DUDE|drunk: i have another sitting right here
[00:24] Azz: I had two spiked mochas.
[00:24] $DUDE|drunk: mmmm candy corn ^_^
[00:26] $DUDE|drunk ($DUDE@u.edu) is now known as $DUDE
[00:26] $DUDE ($DUDE@u.edu) is now known as $DUDE|drunk
[00:26] $DUDE|drunk: stupid memoserv.
[00:27] Stanton: You're rather coherent for someone who's supposedly drunk
[00:27] Stanton: Capitalization's absent, per usual.
[00:27] Stanton: Punctuation is amazingly, well, punctual
[00:27] remark: HIT BY A COCK
[00:27] $DUDE|drunk: i don't lose my typing when drunk, thanks
[00:28] $DUDE|drunk: brb laundry
[00:28] Stanton: How many times did you just hit backspace?
[00:28] remark: prove you're drunk, say something you'll regret saying in the morning
[00:28] Stanton: <$DUDE|drunk> mmmm, buttery penis i mean toasted genitalia i mean hot roasty delicious penisbread
[00:28] Stanton: Saved for posterity.
[00:29] Azz cracks up
[ Time passes. ]
[01:15] stardance: Unusual Things I've Flushed Down The Toilet This Week: A photo essay
[01:15] asciident: ...
[01:15] $DUDE|drunk: ...
[01:15] Lacey: ...
[01:16] stardance: no?
[ A little later, the Anna saga begins. ]
[01:28] Lacey: Hm. Dilemma. Aching back, hands, and joints. Am not terribly timred yet, but I'm wondering if bed should occur soon.
[01:28] Lacey: bit, stay up, or go to bed?
[01:28] Anna: Maybe stay up, will suit you today.
[01:28] Bit: Jenny has your number. (Or, pick go to bed.)
[01:29] asciident: ok
[01:29] Lacey: Hm.
[01:29] asciident: why are 2 bots now responding to questions?
[01:29] Lacey: What I was wondering.
[01:29] Azz: Because Anna is an overachiever.
[01:29] asciident: I don't care what she is, that's excessive :p
[01:30] Lacey: I thought Anna was only supposed to answer if the bot being addressed wasn't in the room.
[01:30] Lacey: I surmise I was wrong.
[01:30] hColleen: it's....redundancy
[01:30] Azz: I think she's *supposed* to not. There have been a few occasions where she has, and no one seems to know why.
[01:31] hColleen: genetics?
[01:32] burr86|sleep: i think she waits to see if another bot responds
[01:32] burr86|sleep: if it takes long enough, then it thinks that the other bot isn't around?
[01:32] burr86|sleep: 's my guess
[01:33] Lacey: That seems feasible.
[01:33] V_PauAmma_V nudges Ciaran_H.
[01:36] hColleen: Azz giggles muchly...making me wonder about her....but then, there were two spiked mochas
[01:43] V_PauAmma_V: (to hColleen) You weren't wondering about her already? Does that means she didn't tell you about ... *glances at Azz* *whisper*?
[01:43] Azz linked hColleen to "Boten Anna" and the zhzh QDB
[01:44] hColleen: Pau....I've wondered since I met her...it just gets worse
[01:44] $DUDE|drunk: hehehehe.
[01:44] hColleen: but...she makes me tea, so...
[01:45] hColleen is way too easily pacified
[01:45] Azz can operate a microwave! It is an essential life skill!
[01:46] hColleen would probably starve without microwave
[01:46] hColleen: or fast food
[ elapsed time involves bad puns about college ]
[01:51] Ciaran_H: Oh crap, Anna's responding now even when Bit's here? Eep. She's not supposed to.
[01:52] Ciaran_H: And no, she doesn't wait for the other bot... she's supposed to keep track of state in the room, users who enter, etc.
[01:53] Lacey: Interesting.
[01:53] Ciaran_H: Hang on a sec.
[01:53] Ciaran_H: Does it only happen with Bit when she does that?
[01:53] Ciaran_H: Bit, Bit or Anna?
[01:53] Bit: Ciaran_H: Bit, duh.
[01:53] Azz tries to remember if she did it with Goat that one night
[01:53] Ciaran_H: Okay, that's odd.
[01:53] Azz: ...um.
[01:53] $DUDE|drunk: hahaha
[01:54] hColleen: oh, dear gods
[01:54] Ciaran_H: Azz: LOL! ;p
[01:54] Azz is clearly way too tired
[01:54] Ciaran_H: .
[01:54] hColleen did not need that type of mental image, thank you muchly
[01:55] Ciaran_H: Botsex!
[01:55] hColleen: GYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[01:55] Lacey: baaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[01:55] Ciaran_H: Sorry, it had to be said.
[01:55] Lacey: $(aaaaaaaaaaah)
[01:55] hColleen: yeah, sure
[01:55] Ciaran_H: Shall I kick myself now?
[01:55] hColleen: yes, absolutely
[01:56] Ciaran_H: Wait, I'm not an op, I don't think I'll be able to. If a chanop wants to oblige, that'd be cool. ^^
[01:56] Ciaran_H: Yeah, I can't kick myself.
[01:56] hColleen: ./kick Ciaran_H
[01:56] Azz pastes a "kick me" sign to his back
[01:57] V_PauAmma_V sets mode #lj_support: +o Ciaran_H
[01:59] Ciaran_H: It's only a /me. ;p
[ conversation about whether Anna is a bot or a nice girl ]
[02:08] Ciaran_H: See, that's when Anna should answer.
[02:08] Ciaran_H: When you prefix her name.
[02:08] stardance: :D:D
[02:08] stardance: Anna says she is a nice girl and Bit is mean so listen to Anna
[02:09] Ciaran_H: Anna, Bit, is Bit mean?
[02:09] Anna: YES
[ more random ]
[02:11] V_PauAmma_V: Anna, Goat, green issues
[02:11] Anna: (I was specifically asked to respond instead of the bot, so I will. Hold on a sec.)
[02:11] Anna: There are 6 open requests in Issue Investigation: 4 are unanswered, 2 are still needing help.
[02:11] V_PauAmma_V . o O $DUDE green issue sounds gross )
[02:11] stardance: Anna, Goat, green gunk
[02:12] Anna: (I was specifically asked to respond instead of the bot, so I will. Hold on a sec.)
[02:12] Anna: There are 78 open requests in General/Unknown: 22 are unanswered, 52 are answered awaiting close, 4 are still needing help.
[02:12] stardance: that sounds worse :D
[02:12] hColleen: green anything is questionable
[02:12] V_PauAmma_V hmms.
[02:12] stardance: We should have a cat called soylent.
[02:13] hColleen: well...if we ever get hungry....
[02:13] V_PauAmma_V: Anna, Charlotte, lime slime is Goat, green gunk
[02:13] stardance: Goat, green soylent.
[02:13] Goat: I'm sorry, stardance, that category doesn't seem to exist.
[bot-debugging, random weird characters instead of English ]
[03:08] V_PauAmma_V: (to hColleen) http://www.zhzh.org/quotes/support/viewquotes.php?id=187 <--- Are you verbal already?
[03:09] hColleen: Pau, I'm verbal...but...do I really want to know
[03:13] V_PauAmma_V: (to hColleen) And to answer your other question, only one way to find out.
[03:14] hColleen: Pau...that implies I want the answer
[03:15] V_PauAmma_V: (to hColleen) Why else would you ask?
[03:15] hColleen: ...glutton for punishment?
[03:16] V_PauAmma_V: (to hColleen) If you are, then you definitely should go read it. :-)
[03:17] hColleen: and a coward
[03:17] xx-kate has disconnected: Ping timeout
[03:17] hColleen: but it's so....linky and shiny...and I'm gonna regret it
[03:18] Azz: *snerk*
[03:18] Azz: You can bat me retroactively.
[03:19] Azz passes the pool noodle
[03:19] stevieg has joined
[03:19] hColleen now has a pool noodle by her chair
[03:19] Azz has been batted
[03:19] V_PauAmma_V watches hColleen acquire a noodly appendage.
[03:19] Azz is Touched by the Noodly Appendage
[03:19] hColleen: ...
[03:20] hColleen: that would make writing more interesting
[03:20] Azz has Ghastly mental images
[03:20] hColleen: oh, dear gods...
[03:20] hColleen: oh third or fourth thought...I'll do without noodly appendages
[03:21] V_PauAmma_V: (to Azz) "Show me, on this anatomically complete doll, where the Noodly Appendage touched you."
[03:21] hColleen: *shudders*
[03:22] Azz is Bad Touch-ed
[03:23] hColleen: she....dancing....
[03:23] hColleen: help
[03:23] V_PauAmma_V hands hColleen a trank dart gun.
[03:23] hColleen takes aim.....damn, she's moving
[03:24] V_PauAmma_V: (to hColleen) If you can't hit her, you can always turn it on yourself. :-)
[03:25] Azz: hColleen: blame $DUDE for sending me the Bad Touch.
[03:25] hColleen: hmmm....there's that....but, I think at point blank, it might fail to matter if it's trank or not...
[03:27] hColleen sings "I don't wanna go to work, I'm a lazy bum...there's a million things that I can think of that are more fun to do"
[03:28] V_PauAmma_V: (to hColleen) Like hanging out on an IRC channel with dubious characters that make you want to get violent with your roommate? :-)
[03:29] hColleen: yes, that's better than work, don't you think?
[03:29] Azz: pau: "want to"?
[03:29] V_PauAmma_V nearly wrote "get physical".
[03:29] stardance: >.<
[03:29] stardance: sorry
[03:29] Azz: stardance: that's a lot of dubious characters
[03:30] hColleen: physical? I'm not her type...she's the darkside lover
[03:30] stardance: it's not pronounceable
[03:30] hColleen: oh, dear, star, that's...problematic
[03:30] stardance: I don't mean to do that ;_; I forget I have Korean on
[03:31] stardance: I think I have ADD
[03:31] V_PauAmma_V: (to Azz) Doesn't intention precede action in AZ?
[03:31] Azz makes reference to the QDB in which it is proven that the whole channel has ADH... oo, shiny!
[03:31] hColleen: star, ADD is a prerequisite to join channel
[03:32] V_PauAmma_V: Green!
[03:32] stardance: I'm taking an ADD test <.<
[03:32] stardance: I keep loosing interest :P
[03:32] stardance: seriously, it's taken me like two days
[03:33] hColleen: the channel in my brain keeps changing
[03:34] V_PauAmma_V: (to Azz) I thought they all proved that?
[03:35] Azz: Well, yeah, but this one was explicit.
[03:37] V_PauAmma_V just reread the pickle one.
[03:37] V_PauAmma_V: (to Azz) Which one is it?
[03:38] Azz: Um, one of them.
[ discussion ]
[03:42] hColleen hears random gasps and shudders...looks over to see Azz reading Death Note
[03:43] Azz: Aren't gasping and shuddering supposed to happen when the book is a complete mindfuck?
[03:44] V_PauAmma_V: (to Azz) Is this a rhetorical question?
[03:44] hColleen: ...
[ more silliness ]
[04:05] Azz: ok, I go to bed. Without Goat.
Quit: FRANKly, my dear...