"Hi, how was your day? I worked a 10 hour shift!" "...Inventory. ... ... Who wins?" "You." "What do I win?" *Azz points at the bowl of apples and pears* "...Of course." In related news, I need to find a local place that sells those dreadful candies that are plastic fruit-shapes with disgusting candy powder in them. This is because we are giving out prizes at the company holiday party. One of them absolutely must be a box with those in it.