And wouldn't you know, she was the one who dropped the keys.
Outside the fence. Along with my cellphone, which was attached to the keys for safekeeping of both it and the keys.
I searched around for a stick. She attempted to pull the unit back inside.
After about ten minutes of insanity along these lines, I spied a neighbor out for a smoke, and called them to our aid. They let us loose, snickering all the while.