Also, it really helps to spell your own damn e-mail address right. It is one thing to drop the 's' from the end of words in general speech and thought. That's a valid dialect difference. It's another thing to routinely spell your company name incorrectly because of this, and an entirely new level of wrong to make your e-mail address in your .sig WRONG because you don't know how the company domain name is spelled.
ZOMG PAPERWORK SCARY!! There was a clerical error a few weekends ago that caused chaos when the account executives found out that it happened. This means, of course, that I get to clean up our internal paperwork to account for what went down that weekend. And it didn't go down nicely, and the account executives don't know what bit them because the number of household IDs doesn't necessarily mean the number of interviews, and all that fun stuff. *mutters off in that direction*