2) Me going all bossy as fuck tends to coincide with things going badly in places that are under my influence.
3) You might be surprised at some of the places I consider "under my influence".
4) Nachos. Served doggy style. (One of the good concepts to have come out of AK-47 night!)
5) Cats normally have very sharp claws. I keep forgetting this.
6) Hermione-cat is unusually cooperative, and requires only one-hand restraint while clipping said claws.
7) Cutting chicken-claws is less delicate work than cutting cat-claws, and runs you less general risk of getting mutilated.
8) Indoor cats should be subject to an arms embargo.
9) shammash is an unusually cooperative cat in general, and eris_raven cooperated for me because I'm me and she's her.
10) ailetoile, stevieg, and luminairex move this weekend!
10a) I have not yet made fudge. :(