Also, does anyone know the origin of this filk? hcolleen pointed me at the original, but I remember hearing the filk somewhere; I remember it, but I cannot find it via Google.
"Springtime is coming:
The geese are getting laid;
Please walk with caution
And a hand grenade
If you haven't got a hand grenade
A great big stick will do;
If you haven't got a great big stick
God help you."
Who is the author? I'd really love to credit them if someone knows who it is.