Baby toys in one's yard, thrown there by the toddler upstairs, are sort of inevitable. Cigarette butts are rude. A head of lettuce is surreal. But a screen door ... ! The IRC channel that the subject of this bizarre form of littering inhabits started measuring event in-channel pre-door and post-door for a while.
Today is Wednesday. This means writers group! I haven't gotten anything new on "Welcome to the Workplace" 2007, but I know where the notepad is.