Pie does not have tentacles.
August has gone missing. Alert the cops. (The month, not an entity of that name.)
I will have a good day tomorrow, because I had one today at work1, right?
Escaping out your movie embedding script is not a good plan. Still not entirely sure how she thought she was doing that.
Ran into first instance of user uploading entire Windows directory to hosting account. Plus side: hosting account is generously sized.
Beware rising ICANN fee.
I have been using the huggy-iced-water-bottle as a sleep aid.
8 hours at work1 followed by 5.5 (which was actually 8.5 and 5.75 due to lunch and poor estimating, respectively) hours at work2 does not make a cheerful Lunatic, especially as time at work2 was extended by alarums & exceptions.
I am made unhappy if attempting to shower without bar soap. Thus, hello Mr. Bar Soap.
There was a manhunt on the freeways on the drive home. Srsly, three distinct freeways had their overhead signs lit up with the vehicle's description and instructions to push the panic button if you saw the vehicle. One hopes the driver was stupid enough to stay on the lit-up freeway with hundreds of people taking their eyes off the road in an attempt to scope out whatever sort of fugitive it was.