are after is to ripe you off your money and at the end you wil not receive
your funds, but note that this is no scam and is directly from the
Management of Western Union Money Transfer United Kingdom Head Office and
our Motto is To Serve You Better.
There's really not much more I can say to make this paragraph much better.
I'm so thoughtful. I figured that the fellow who sent this email probably didn't want to do business with me, so I thought I'd hook him up with a friend of mine, a nice young man who specializes in taking on this sort of business deal as a bit of a hobby.