Smoking1 Red Cube Badge Guy has been having woes with techs not paying attention to his messages of the day. One of the most recent annoyed messages was to the effect of: "Do not ask 'Are we having a problem with...'?! Tell me what the issue is!!"
I watched as he wrote that up on the whiteboard, and then asked: "Are we having a problem with people not reading your board?"
1) This as in "fumar", not "caliente". Though he's not hard on the eyes either.