*dies* "ATTENTION, GIRLS. MACDONALD HALL IS TAKING ACTION FOR SOCIAL REFORM. THEY NEED OUR HELP SPREADING EQUALITY AND HOT GAY PORN TO THE WORLD. THE LOVE THAT DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME WILL BE SILENCED NO LONGER! AND IT IS SERVING CAKE AND GRAPE KOOL-AID IN THE REC HALL. FORWARD, MARCH!" ... "The students have been expressing an interest in activism lately, and decided to form a gay-straight student alliance. I suspect Chris simply filled in for the homosexual half of the alliance when no one else volunteered."