"I'm not saying you don't have a brain, I'm saying you don't have any hosting."
6:50 AM 11/14/2007
"short arm salute" did its job as a euphemism - until I was Old Enough To Get It, I thought it was a particular type of salute with one's actual arm, not a "salute" with one's "short arm".
8:21 AM 11/14/2007
New measurement for amounts of fic: "crackloads".
Pimped synecdochic's fic to co-worker. Have yet to get co-worker's LJ, though I know she has one.
8:46 AM 11/14/2007
"are you aware that you have not reached verizon tech support?"
2:09 PM 11/14/2007
Day has sped up. Hooray for my QA scores - they are still good!