Madman has boot troubles. I'm going to try and see if it's hardware or software.
Tagged up the rest of suggestions. I'm working on a response to a particular comment. It might be slightly on the other side of wisdom to advise someone who writes transcendent erotica that they should stop being vulgar in public in the presence of a fangirl, yo.
Poking at some stuff just to establish to myself how it works. Hooray OpenID.