Me: "There's a plate on your bed."
Me: "You know, if there were an earthquake on your bed, you'd be seeing plate tectonics."
Me: *runs very very fast*
All responding IRC denizens seem to think this was a prudent maneuver.
Displayed name change
From: "Azz (shot right through with a bolt of blue)"
To: "Azz (bolt of blue) - finest-kind molasses lackey"
Yes, this is an inside joke.