* Ursa Major | hrm. |
wonders if there's a way to have excel take a look at a sheet that's had conditional (color) formatting applied to it, and count up the number of cells in each row that are a specific color | |
Azz|teapatty: | not color, but condition. |
iirc countif | |
UrsaMajor: | hmm, good point. |
... that's gonna be a messy countif. *wry grin* | |
Azz|teapatty: | <3 :-P |
you may wish to have some of the thingabobbper s in other cells? | |
so it lis all thingy, thingy thingy. | |
* UrsaMajor | goes to doublecheck the params for such |
Azz|teapatty: | with references and stuff!! |
UrsaMajor: | yeah, definitely *G* |
because i've maxed out the number of conditions you can apply within that set of cells *G* | |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) How many pincers am I holding? |
UrsaMajor: | green = awesome, unformatted = good, yellow = meh, red = poor |
Azz|teapatty: | You ownz 2 but they are attached, you may not be holding, just standing! |
UrsaMajor: | in each given statistical category |
each row represents one player | |
Azz|teapatty: | you, um, may want a db at this point. |
dunno | |
UrsaMajor: | so counting up the greens, clears, yellows, and reds |
hee, possible, but this is so ephemeral | |
since the data changes day-to-day, and my needs for specific positions changes day to day | |
(yes, this is for fantasy baseball. yes, my fiance is the one who taught me how to use excel for fantasy baseball purposes. yes, we are geeks. *ggl*) | |
and yeah, it might be faster to count manually, since the data doesn't even take up one full screen *G* | |
V_PauAmma_V: | Geek marriages = good! |
Azz|teapatty: | :D |
* UrsaMajor | giggles :) |
Azz|teapatty: | (I started at limoncello and wound up at symposium.) |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) Been reading wikipedia again? |
Azz|teapatty: | not my fault! |
Lacey: | I'm going to bed, I think. Travel tomorrow. *wibble* |
Azz|teapatty: | travel yay!! |
Lacey: | I am so nervous. OMG. |
Azz|teapatty: | What element are you? |
Lacey: | I don't know! How do I find out? |
Azz|teapatty: | There are various ways of finding out, but probably quickest for now is reading up and maybe there is a quiz, but no matter. |
(I say this because being quite a bit Air, I am right at home flying.) | |
UrsaMajor: | azz: like greek astrology element figuring out, or Chinese, or what system? |
Azz|teapatty: | General western muddlemix. |
for me. | |
* UrsaMajor | nodnod |
UrsaMajor: | I know I'm technically Fire in the Greek system, and I'm pretty sure I'm a Fire Snake in the Chinese system, but I forget so I'm checking right now. And sometimes find that correspondence to not be entirely accurate anyway ;) |
though if you look at the "inner months," my birthday corresponds to the Rat, which is a water animal, and my birth hour is that of the monkey *G* | |
Azz|teapatty: | I have too much wine for wanting to do much research now, but I recall that I am very, very, very Monkey. |
Lacey: | A meme said I am Fire. |
UrsaMajor: | and my birth year was the snake - ahh, here's what it is: 1977-1978, my birth year: ç« Fire 蛇 Snake. Fire was the heaven element, Snake the sign. |
Azz|teapatty: | Metal monkey. |
... which really does sound like a band name. | |
burr86: | metal monkey |
that funky monkey | |
... something like that anyway | |
Azz|teapatty: | BRASS MONKEY |
* UrsaMajor | giggles |
Azz|teapatty: | oh dear. |
it is glass nearly gone. | |
and that is how I am typing. | |
Lacey: | Azz|teapatty: What kind of wine? |
Azz|teapatty: | Cherap!! |
Boone's Farm Strawberr y Hilll. | |
Lacey: | ah |
Azz|teapatty: | v v cheap. |
Lacey: | kk |
Azz|teapatty: | and! hern ame is bridget jones!! I must not forget this for when I rweeemember it again. The girl. Who I wanted to pitch things at. |
oh, nad now it is telling me that I have repolied ti the originator of the thread. buggy? | |
lj comment email. | |
UrsaMajor: | heh |
Azz|teapatty: | I don't remember it doing that belkjfore. |
new bug? | |
I am a weekend. So glad. | |
1 glass here. And ice. | |
Afraid I am not making much sense at poor brendan who was the one with the squids. | |
Real squids in his sink but not in his shower. | |
I told him there was a difference! | |
Sinks are a normal people place for a qsid. | |
u | |
squid. | |
sqiud for a quid | |
UrsaMajor: | please tell me you didn't queue up for the squid for a quid |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to UrsaMajor) Maybe it was a Friday squid? |
UrsaMajor: | one should hope! |
Azz|teapatty: | baggage retrieval queueueue |
too many oops | |
UrsaMajor: | though if you're going to have it with all that yolky goodness, you should chop it up beforehand. nice small dice. |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to UrsaMajor) d6? |
Azz|teapatty: | d20. bwe fun. |
* UrsaMajor | giggles |
UrsaMajor: | d100! |
smaller faces | |
Azz|teapatty: | d2! |
UrsaMajor: | that assumes you've flattened the squid beforehand |
V_PauAmma_V: | d1? |
UrsaMajor: | moebius squid? |
V_PauAmma_V: | Klein dice! |
Azz|teapatty: | peas? |
UrsaMajor: | ahahaha. |
klein-dice-tan? | |
Azz|teapatty: | if one employed glass for cannong thgen one might even have a klein bottke if green. |
'or not. | |
(drunk punster worse than sober one.) | |
V_PauAmma_V: | peas would be an unexpected wrinkle. |
Azz|teapatty: | is there time for that? |
V_PauAmma_V: | Yes. Microwave background radiation showed there is. |
Azz|teapatty: | Tiiiiiiiiiiiime, why you puinishg me |
like a wave crashing into the store | |
you left me crying | |
* Lacey | is reminded of the "why u mad tho?" macro |
Azz|teapatty: | I wonder why dad is so thoroughly mad; I can't undersatnd it at all. |
it can't be the bread crumbeled up in his bed, or the slug s someone left in th e hall | |
* V_PauAmma_V | . o O ( What worries me is not that Azz|teapatty doesn't make sense. What worries me is that she does. ) |
Azz|teapatty: | DFrink doesn't meadn any less insane thanb usual. |
I am a free association machine! To ride, pay a wineglass. | |
It is also a poem by Jack prelutsky at one point that I memorized. | |
Because of the ants. | |
no, that was not ants. | |
tha t was dad. | |
but the book! I ahd some! | |
Lacey: | As much as I'd love to stay, I have to be going. |
Azz|teapatty: | <3 |
Lacey: | <3 |
Azz|teapatty: | see you in sunny sf |
Lacey: | Be there with bells on |
tupshin: | what are your dates in sf, Azz? |
Azz|teapatty: | 27, 1 |
usable 28 31 | |
tupshin: | going to say hi? |
Azz|teapatty: | inclusive |
hgai | |
tupshin: | no, i mean in sf, silly |
Azz|teapatty: | in japanese |
hai == yes | |
bad pun drunk tyupe. | |
tupshin: | lol |
Azz|teapatty: | I am reduced to typoing with 1 finger. |
tupshin: | alkyhol |
want sum | |
Azz|teapatty: | (intentional that. ) |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to tupshin) 846671+411671 |
Azz|teapatty: | 1 ghlass wine drunk not slow == squid. |
tupshin: | interesting equatiom, azz |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) Which finger? |
Azz|teapatty: | am not fisherman's wife though. |
index righgt | |
andv wrongh too. | |
tupshin: | pau, i'm slow, no idea what you mean |
Azz|teapatty: | sum == addingh |
tupshin: | drunk azz == funny azz |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to tupshin) < tupshin> want sum |
tupshin: | lol |
silly pau | |
Azz|teapatty: | hairgel. |
brb | |
hair iun face is crabby azz. | |
that is pau's job | |
* V_PauAmma_V | 's job doesn't include being a azz. |
Azz|teapatty: | so mousse time winz |
V_PauAmma_V: | (I do that on my free time.) |
Azz|teapatty: | job is you yes have? |
new? | |
when? | |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) (last job didn't, want for next job not to - maybe why it's still "next") |
Azz|teapatty: | between? |
* V_PauAmma_V | . o O ( Synchronized splishing? ) |
exor674: | I read that as 'synchronized splinching' |
Azz|teapatty: | SPLASH |
V_PauAmma_V: | (to Azz|teapatty) Still between jobs, yes. |
exor674: | and I was all o.O "why would want to synchronously screw up apperation |
Azz|teapatty: | the splishg/splash balance must maintain!!! |
This is why I don't drink very often.
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