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Links and puns!

http://www.reason.com/news/show/28798.html -- rent a country!
I am developing a deep and abiding love for Jagermonsters.
It's interesting attempting to explain your own psychology as a feudal subject to your best friend. I wound up going sideways, into plastic knives.
Mashups that should happen: Meryn Cadell's "The Sweater" and Weezer's "Undone". Somehow.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top -- Look at the specs of this product, look at its price, and look at the reviews. I would advise not bringing food or beverages aboard the moving vehicle. (Not sure if it's a lollercoaster or a waaaaambulance.)
http://wiki.xkcd.com/geohashing/Cover_Stories -- the "silly stories" bit, the "I lost my doggie. Can you help us find it?" If they mention that it seems like a lot of people to be looking for a lost dog, offhandedly mention various details that imply that your dog is, in fact, a bear, or perhaps an elephant just tickles my sense of the ridiculous the right way. I was laughing loud enough to unnerve my roommates.

[05:12] Azz: Macaronin = pasta that knows no master.
[05:15] V_PauAmma_V: (to Azz) Keep doing that, and you'll never survive to tagliatelle.
[05:16] Azz: is someone egg noodling me on?
[05:17] Azz: you've farfallen from grace
[05:19] * Kira grabs a penne to write down all the pasta puns.
[05:19] Azz: so you've cut and pastina nother bad one in here? For shame.
[05:20] Kira: Nah, I just don't know that many. I'm hoping to learn a few dozen orzo.
[05:24] Azz: fusilli if you think I'm going to divulge any good ones.
[05:25] Kira: Oh, so you are there. I thought everybody had gone; the room was so cold and dark.
[05:25] Kira: I was about to put on the radiatore and lanterne.
[05:25] Azz: careful, that pole's a little gigli.
[05:26] Kira: I gnocchi is.
[05:26] Azz: This is spiralini out of control.
[05:28] Kira: Maybe so, but everybody else seems to be sleeping. Maybe we should get them some pillus.
[05:29] Azz: Mezzi bombardoni with loud music?
[05:30] Kira: I would suggest putting the loud music on as a rigatoni on their mobile phone instead.
[05:31] Azz: Orecchiette, I'm pretty sure my roommate's going to kill me for all these. :D
[05:32] Kira: Azz: Your roommate? Would that be occhi-chan?
[05:34] Azz: filini blanks. my other roommate doesn't mind puns...
[05:34] Kira: Well, that's just pici, then.
[05:35] Azz: she's likely to string a tripoline across the hallway
[05:36] Azz: I never manti any harm!
[05:36] Kira: Ah, so she'd hope you farfel across it?
[05:37] Azz: and then take pictures as a trofie
[05:37] Kira: You sure she wouldn't take fideos instead?
[05:39] Azz: Whatever it is, it's likely to be shavige
[05:40] Kira: You know, I'm really surprised Pau isn't taking part in this conversation. He mostaccioli and died, or something; he's normally right on these.
[05:42] Azz: yeah, usually you'd have to bahn him to keep him out
[05:44] * Marta_ wakes, lurches to the computer with coffee, is frightened by the number of puns this early in the morning in #lj_s, goes back to bed. Forecasters call for 6 more weeks of Monday Mornings (at least)
[05:44] Kira: Oh, I see, he went for a nap. That explains why he stelle isn't here.
[05:45] Azz: That fideguas.
[05:47] Kira: I seem to have reached al dente in my punning knowledge.
[05:48] * Azz had to pipe in backup from wikipedia and rice noodles
[05:50] Kira: Me too. I'm currently in a fiori trying to find other sources.
[05:51] * Azz wanders off to go play with her Barbina
[05:51] *** You are now known as Azz|afk.
[05:53] Kira: Okay, I'll just have to say bye normally, because I just can't think of a good answer to that. You win.
[05:53] Kira: Have fun. :)
[05:53] Kira: ...ghini.
Gone away, gone ahead,
Echoes roll unanswered.
Empty, open, dusty, dead.
Why have all the Weyrfolk fled?

Where have dragons gone together
Leaving weyrs to wind and weather,
Setting herdbeasts free of tether;
Gone, our safeguards, gone, but whither?

Have they flown to some new weyr
Where cruel Threads some others fear?
Are they worlds away from here?
Why, oh why the empty weyr?

-- "The Question Song", Anne McCaffrey
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