Tonight I meant to say "fist of iron" when talking to someone. Not in Typo City. "...with a fish of iron!" I proudly instructed. That and a pillowfight need to get up on the website.
This morning, I had occasion to need tech support from one of the Red Cube Badge Guys. I called and got Neo. When his branch of the Red Cube Badge Guys get called, they need name, rank, serial number, and commander. I fed him the commander's name. "And your name?" he asked.
It was the end of a shift. I was punch-drunk. "Joan Lunatic," I said, as straight-faced as one can be when being that 7am and chipper.
"And how do you spell that?"
He noted it down, and I could hear his confusion start to widen as he clicked through his Handy List of People Who Should Be Calling Him.
"But you'll probably find me under my maiden name, $LASTNAME," I said, smirking.
It really shouldn't be this easy. He'd bought it.
When I write these LJ-things up, even though I'm speaking only from the perspective of a long-time user of the site, I'm writing them with LJ Support volunteering in mind. If I got paid for it, it would be a second job. :D
@mayerman I had to mute my computer because I was trying to focus on the post! about 12 hours ago from web in reply to mayerman
@mayerman Maybe deaf on that frequency, if it's very very high? And did someone leave a **** book on a keyboard? about 17 hours ago from web in reply to mayerman
suggestions bunny: maintainer can close/open community polls. about 17 hours ago from web
@semanticist #4 just hit the queue. >_< 12:57 PM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
@mayerman I point and laugh. 10:23 AM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to mayerman
@semanticist I recommend one of those long tubes of Nerf that are for use in swimming pools. Cut in halves or thirds, a great training LART. 07:34 AM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
@semanticist Good luck with that training. 06:58 AM July 28, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
Game. http://tinyurl.com/6oybez 04:07 AM July 28, 2008 from web
*snerk* Kitchen rocketry. http://tygerr.livejournal.com/172200.html 09:14 PM July 27, 2008 from web
@semanticist Also, that channel volunteers together regularly; random strangers aren't usual. 09:11 PM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
@semanticist That's a Very Good Question. IRC sez No. 11:51 AM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
@semanticist LJ Officially Recommends Against It, so far as I've heard; try OpenID. 11:45 AM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
@semanticist And Mobile will love you too. 10:52 AM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
@semanticist If you do, I will lean the fuck on whoever it is who puts them in the clients listing so we stop getting hammered. :D 10:50 AM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
3rd party, I have no idea if there's a proper iPhone client, there are probably 5 reqs to reject about as it is. :-P 08:49 AM July 27, 2008 from web
@mamajoan Perhaps a round of "Never Set the Cat on Fire" is in order? With the LF, we finally had to tell him the Mosh was his brother. 08:44 AM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to mamajoan
@semanticist Last November is too soon -- the period for reconsideration is 3 years unless it's a material difference. 08:43 AM July 27, 2008 from web in reply to semanticist
I really like Robbie Williams. The latest on my obsession-list: "Good Doctor". Have also made list of unrated, feeding into shuffle. 11:38 AM July 26, 2008 from web
Bizarre theoretical mashup: Young Men at Work Without Tights in Hats. 09:23 PM July 25, 2008 from web
suggestions bunny for whoever wants to write it up (like me later): prev/next on vgifts 09:38 PM July 24, 2008 from web
suggestions bunny: recall scheduled future vgifts. Like if the wedding doesn't happen but you bought it 2 weeks in advance. 09:50 PM July 22, 2008 from web
I keep getting these silly one-line emails. I think I've lost count. I think it's best that way. 09:04 AM July 22, 2008 from web
Things that are less fun and happy: Grandma's memorial is Sunday. Guide Dog Aunt is flying me out Sunday morning, and back in Sunday night. I am of the opinion that I should probably see if Darkside isn't up for more anime next Monday.