http://www.viviennewestwoodonline.co.uk/acatalog/PENIS_DROP_PENDANT.html -- um, link should be sufficient warning?
Midway through this afternoon, I woke up and bumbled my way into the kitchen (sans glasses) to get more ice in my water bottle. I discovered myrrhianna there, preparing chicken. As I bumbled my way back, I saw Ryoga's distinctive silhouette sitting just behind Myrrh's computer chair. I chided him for not being out in the kitchen, and went further in to go shoo him out --
-- and found I'd been talking to her purse.
Evidently, I have pulled a Dom.