McCain in yet another reinvention announced that he and Cindy, his alcohol baroness 2nd wife, have decided to adopt a gay couple.
George Bush Pardons Lindsay Lohan
President George W. Bush presided over Lindsay Lohan's trial and gave her a full pardon, but left the fine intact.
Jesse Helms, in the Afterlife, Finally Does a Good Deed
John Mccain Taps Osama Bin Laden As Running Mate
Children Admit To Being Little Shits. Video
The Founding Fathers Fought for My Right to be a Stupid Jerk
The World is on Pace to Run out of Internet by 2010