Azure Jane Lunatic (azurelunatic) wrote,
Azure Jane Lunatic

Amusing spam headlines from my junkmail box! (These actually sound like Onion headlines.)

McCain Changes His Mind and Adopts a Gay Couple!
McCain in yet another reinvention announced that he and Cindy, his alcohol baroness 2nd wife, have decided to adopt a gay couple.

George Bush Pardons Lindsay Lohan
President George W. Bush presided over Lindsay Lohan's trial and gave her a full pardon, but left the fine intact.

Jesse Helms, in the Afterlife, Finally Does a Good Deed

John Mccain Taps Osama Bin Laden As Running Mate

Children Admit To Being Little Shits. Video

The Founding Fathers Fought for My Right to be a Stupid Jerk

The World is on Pace to Run out of Internet by 2010

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