So about that explosion thing. I had a half-drunk bottle of strawberry-pomegranate soda, and I'd left it on the floor of my room over-day, thinking I wouldn't need to chill it. (this is the kind that hcolleen can't have.)
I show up to work, toting it. I get ready to start my day, and I loosen the lid.
Cap blows off in my hand. Stunned, I stare at the smoking bottle. There's no spray.