"The most difficult part of my trip was figuring out whether I could carry cheese on an aircraft." -- kilarneyblarney, 8/20?/2008
"She's bought $30 worth of fermented cow."
Cheese on a plane sketch from writers dinner.
"I don't care if my gay men are straight or not." -- rhea_windrider
"Can I have the split pea without the ham?" -- kilarneyblarney, joking, but channeling M.
Sublingual tea: hcolleen cannot drink hot water straight out of the pot and brew the tea it in her mouth.)
Bad translation: "I'm defrosting it now" -- from Armitage III, about an encrypted file
Man: "Give me an example of something I did feminine."
Woman: "Your aura."
(from the Gay Denny's, 2008 11 25; she was mad because he hadn't been being straight with her. Or something.)
Things Shuttleslayer May No Longer Do In RP
Anything from the Book of Vile Darkness
The Sith version of Riverdance
Have my World of Darkness characters do anime jumps (this was the Shuttleslayer incident)
Play Alucard (besides, he's too powerful to be fun to play, so what's the point)