It is very likely that there will be either an actual pair of red-with-white-fur-trimming butt floss in his future, or at least a lot of jokes about this particular item.
I didn't even hear it. I knew what he'd meant to say, but then he started backpedaling. I was confused. He asked me what I'd heard. He explained what he said. I proceeded to tease him. It's so very nice that he allows me these opportunities.